Anonymous: How about those fans let Beyonce shop in peace, like damn, leave her alone and them following her to her hotel is creepy and dangerous.
!!!!!!!! Here’s something from Angie’s (her cousin) interview with Out:
I do believe that if she could sing under a secret identity and still affect people and touch their lives that she’d rather not be famous. That, if she had her choice, she’d rather take off her shoes and do cartwheels in the park. That’s really who she’d like to be. But unfortunately that’s something you give up when you become as famous as she is. We’ve tried it many times. We tried it in London a few summers ago—Tina, Solange, and myself. We were riding bikes and just hanging out, and Beyoncé was at the hotel and was, like, “I’m coming!” And we waited, and she got there and arrived with a big crowd of people behind her. We tried to ignore it, but even in that moment she said, “You guys enjoy the day and I’m going to go.” And she left. But she doesn’t complain about it.
Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.